That's why tomorrow after I finish a nice, full day of engaging in Capitalism (yes, that's with a capital 'C'!), I'm going to come home to MY condo that I selfishly occupy BY MYSELF and take a LONG, RESOURCE CONSUMING HOT SHOWER!
Then I'm going to throw on my Che Guevara "This shirt brought to you by Capitalism" shirt and grab an ice cold, CHEAP MASS PRODUCED MACRO BREW! I'm going to fire up the 30" of grilling space that is my BBQ (thereby releasing green house gases into the atmosphere, which we all know will only lead to CHEAPER BEACH FRONT PROPERTY - SCREW THE ICE CAPS WOOOO!), which cost me half as much as an 18" Weber grill (otherwise known as FREE MARKET COMPETITION DELIVERING THE WIN!) and toss on a nice, juicy STEAK, AS IN PART OF A COW THAT WAS FED PLENTY OF REDISTRIBUTABLE GRAIN AND WATER! When it's all down the gullet, I'm going to light up a cigar (not so special since even the commie cubans have those) while listening to FREE MARKET SUPPORTING CONSERVATIVE TALK RADIO ON MY SATELLITE RADIO RECEIVER, AKA PROLES PROBABLY CAN'T AFFORD TO LISTEN AHAHAHAHA!!!!
And I'm doing all of this with PRIVATE FUNDS! HAPPY MAY DAY YOU COMMIE BASTARDS! YOU LOSE AGAIN! WOOHOO!
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