Actually, I like global warming as a phenomenon - cold sucks, warm is good. It's the hype and hysteria, the blind faith certainty many have that humans are the cause of it (couldn't possibly be that massive fusion reactor out there in space called the sun), the constant proposals for new taxes because of it (because taxes cause global cooling, right?), and the notion that an increase of global temperatures by a whole degree or two will kill us all that drives me nuts. What a crock.
Every now and then, global warming nuts inspire me to do stuff just to counter their futile efforts at imposing their will on natural processes (barbecuing big, fat beef steaks over charcoal is my personal favorite). The latest thing I'd like to try just to piss them off? I want to put a supercharger on my car.
I drive a 2001 Hyundai Accent, so this would look funny and probably isn't possible anyway, but since the purpose of a supercharger is to force more oxygen into a cylinder and simultaneously allow for more fuel to enter, creating a more powerful explosion, the fuel efficiency of my car would tank (Superchargerpros.com offers awesome customer service, so they could probably guide me through making this happen). However, at the same time, the power of my car to upset liberal hippy douchebags would increase hundreds of times over. I call this a fair trade.
Of course, economic concerns trump my politically incorrect inclinations, so this isn't something I'll be doing any time soon. Superchargerpros.com does offer superior pricing for these products, but I've got other fish to fry right now. Maybe I will do this after we finally start drilling for oil here in the U.S. and prices for just about everything come down, which will also drive the left nuts. Call it a two-for-one then!
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