Memorial Legislation

Since some think that the memory of the late Senator Ted Kennedy is a reason to pass a massive train wreck of a piece of legislation, I propose that we make a theme of that and continue.

That is why I am drafting the Mary Jo Kopechne Memorial Swimming Lessons Funding Bill. I propose that secretaries throughout our nation be given the means of saving their own lives so that when car rides with their drunken idiot bosses end in water landings, the event will have a happy ending instead of a death and a cover up.

Do it for the secretaries!