Vote Goat!

I haven't posted in a few days because a few days ago I thought my computer had a virus and I've been battling with it. I couldn't reach numerous web sites after deciding to try out Dungeons and Dragons online (my own blog being one of those sites I couldn't get to). They use some funky "download manager" software to distribute the game, at one point during the process my AVG software did stop a virus, and I was certain that it had wrecked my computer.

Turns out that I just needed to power cycle my fixed wireless dish. No virus, just some gummed up buffers somewhere. That was quite a relief to discover (I also deleted D&D online - it's awful).

Now that I'm back, I want to introduce you to an ideal replacement for President Barack Hussein Obama, this goat:

 

The goat had been steadily gaining a following on Facebook within the group, Can this goat get more fans than Barack Obama? At the time of this writing the goat has just shy of 227,000 fans. It has a long way to go to catch up with Obama in terms of Facebook fans, but the longer Obama is President, the more popular this goat will become.

If you think about it, the goat really is the ideal U.S. President. It can't talk, so chances are it won't try to tell you what to do. The goat also cannot write bad bills, so you'll have to figure out how to do things on your own, or team up with others to come up with solutions to problems rather than pretending that the government can fix things for you. Best of all, instead of signing terrible legislation puked up by our diseased House and Senate, the goat is likely to just eat the documents. Now that's a veto!

So vote goat! You could do worse (and a bunch of you did do worse).