I think I finally figured out how to stop paying taxes legally.
Just tell the IRS that you're dead. Once they've got it in mind that you are, apparently no amount of evidence will convince them otherwise:
"Siegfried Meinstein discovered that he was dead in April. He seems to be handling the news well.“It isn’t really a problem in my daily life,” he said, sitting at a table in his Upper Arlington assisted-living facility. “Everybody accepts my money.”This probably requires a little more explanation, so here it is: The Internal Revenue Service thinks 94-year-old Meinstein bought the farm, bit the big one, took a permanent vacation.And despite his family’s best efforts, the IRS hasn’t changed its mind." -- Lori Kurtzman